The really ugly Christmas sweater

Twas the week before Christmas, and I needed an ugly sweater to compete with my co-workers here at the Greene Publishing compound. In my typical fashion, I waited until the night before to shop for the seasonal atrocity. As I entered the store in a blaze of glory, I spotted a most hideous sweater, with a pair of wide-eyed goons wishing everyone a “Merry Rickmas.” Since one of my esteemed colleagues happens to be named “Rick,” I found the coincidence delightful. Plus, the sweater is ad